I Ran Like A Thing That Runs.

This Is England," He Explained. "tell Someone It's A Procedure, And They'll Believe You. The Pointless Procedure Is One Of Our Great Natural Resources.

She Wasn't Only Gay, She Was A Gay Elf.

One Question," I Said. "did You Tell Me All That Because You Think I'm Going To Die?" "no," He Said. "it's Because You're Doing Something Brave, And I Felt I Should Too." "i'll Take That As A Yes," I Said.

I Like You Because You Were Mad. And You're Pretty. And Pretty Sane For A Mad Person.

You Could Wear The Same Outfit Every Single Day And No Guy - Who Isn't Gay - Will Notice.