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Providence Has Decreed That Those Common Acquisitions, Money, Gems, Plate, Noble Mansions, And Dominion, Should Be Sometimes Bestowed On The Indolent And Unworthy; But Those Things Which Constitute Our True Riches, And Which Are Properly Our Own, Must Be Procured By Our Own Labor.

Whether A Party Can Have Much Success Without A Woman Present I Must Ask Others To Decide, But One Thing Is Certain, No Party Is Any Fun Unless Seasoned With Folly.

Christians Would Show Sense If They Dispatched These Argumentative Scotists And Pigheaded Ockhamists And Undefeated Albertists Along With The Whole Regiment Of Sophists To Fight The Turks And Saracens Instead Of Sending Those Armies Of Dull-witted Soldiers With Whom They've Long Been Carrying On War With No Result.

Many Times What Cannot Be Refuted By Arguments Can Be Parried By Laughter.

By Identifying The New Learning With Heresy, You Make Orthodoxy Synonymous With Ignorance.