I Probably Have A Higher Opinion Of

My Personal Life Is Lived As 'me,' But My Professional Life Is Lived As Other People. In Other Words, When I Go To The Office, I Lie Down, Dream, And Become 'someone Else.' That's My Job.

I Don't See That Many Plays, And For Me, Musicals Are Rarely Pleasing. I Feel The Actors Are Being Put Through A Kind Of Nightmarish Labor. They're Like Animals Being Forced To Pull Heavy Carts Of Vegetables At Incredible Speeds.

Patriotism Is Considered To Be An Emotion A Person Ought To Feel. But Why? Why Is It Nobler To Love Your Own Country Than To Love Someone Else's?

"the Fever" Is A One-person Play. I Decided I Would Perform It Myself, And I Decided I Would Not Perform It In Theaters, Because The Character In The Play Says Certain Things That I Meant.

'the Princess Bride' Is By Far The Most Popular Film I've Ever Done. I Don't Think I'll Ever Top It.