I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

Regardless Of Your Ethnicity Or Anything, If You Do Great Work, People Will Notice And You'll Get Hired.

I Was A Dishwasher At One Of Those Japanese Places That Cook On Your Table. Not Too Fun.

Most Single People I Know, Myself Included, Have A Difficult Time Even Meeting Up With The People They Like, Be It Busy Schedules, Texting Games, Or Whatever.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.