I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right Now?

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

I Guess My Music Taste Is Pretty Predictable: I Like New Indie Rock Stuff, Older Stuff.

I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like An Amazing Part Of Life Is That At Any Moment.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.