I Plucked A Ruby Off The Nearest

Please Excuse Jason From Eternal Damnation. He Has Had Amnesia.

Good Job On Percy Jackson I Read All Of Them 8 Times And Have Listened 42 Times And Still Not Bored Thanks.

It Doesn't Matter! From Waist Down, My Best Friend Is A Donkey.

I Have More Ideas Than I'll Ever Be Able To Write In Five Lifetimes.

After Our Mom Died, Her Parents (our Grandparents) Had This Big Court Battle With Dad. After Six Lawyers, Two Fistfights, And A Near Fatal Attack With A Spatula (don't Ask), They Won The Right To Keep Sadie With Them In England.