I Play Piano And I Sing. But

I Really Don't Understand The Idea Of A Celebrity Stylist. Is It A Real Job? I Know There's Unemployment, But Frankly The Railways Need To Be Fixed, Too.

Everyone Wants To Get Behind The Red Rope, But Actually: Be Yourself, Don't Believe What You See, Don't Believe All This Marketing.

I Just Am Who I Am. And Then When People Label Me Eccentric Or Different, Im Kind Of Astonished Because I Think, This Is Completely Normal. This Is Just How I Am, Its How Ive Always Been.

Eccentric Is A Difficult Word Because It's Come To Mean Crazy. Avant-garde Would Be Better. Eccentric Is Not "centric" In Terms Of Having A Center. Because Sometimes It's Used In A Derogatory Context.

I Never Read Gossip Press. I Just Read Books. And I Never Switch On The Tv Any More.