I Play A Lot Of Ultra-violent Video

I'm Pretty Goofy And I Make A Lot Of Dumb Jokes - Life Is Too Short To Be Serious, So I Guess That's How I Flirt. To Be Honest, I Think I'm Too Shy And Reserved To Be A Proper Old Fashioned Flirt.

I'm A Cat Whisperer. When I Go To People's Houses, Their Cats Always Like Me Better Than The Owners.

It's Really Annoying When You're Trying To Get To Know Someone And She Doesn't Pay Attention To You Because She's Obsessed With Her Phone.

I Took Out A Whole Fireplace And Put In Broken Glass And Installed A Burner Underneath, So It Looks Like Fire On Ice. I Did That In My Bedroom Suite. I'm Pretty Handy.

I'm Lucky On So Many Counts - I'm Lucky To Be Alive.