I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The

But Honestly, It's Pretty Weird; There Are Girls Who'd Do Absolutely Everything Just To Get A Backstage Pass. I Don't Know What It Is, But Really, When You're On National Tv In America The Girls Love You. They All Want You! And I'm Not Complaining!

These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No Running Water, No Showers. They Wipe With Baby Wipes. My Heart Goes Out To Them.

I've Got My Own Studio, So I Sit In My Studio Writing And If I Get A Great Take, That's The Take.

I Remember Coming Home From School One Time And Saying Very Calmly To My Mum, 'i'm Not Going Any More. It's A Waste Of Time. I Gotta Get Going With This Music Thing. School's Getting In The Way.' It Freaked Her Out.

You Get What You Put In And People Get What They Deserve.