I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The

Two Of My Grandparents Died In A Car Crash. Sucks, 'cause They Would Have Lived To A Hundred.

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

There's So Many Examples Of Just How Lucky We Are To Be Born Anywhere In This World That Is Free.

I Could Care Less About What People Think. I'm A Devil Without A Cause.

Being Married Sucked. Maybe For Some People It Is Not Meant To Be.