I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The

One Thing That Will Make You Quit Smoking Is Sitting Across From Keith Richards All Night. I Don't Mind Being Ugly, But I Sure Don't Want To Look Like That.

If You Had Told Me When I Was Starting Out That I Would Be Coming Down To Nashville, Kind Of Weaving In And Out Of The Country Scene, I Never Would've Thought That In A Million Years.

My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.

I Don't Make Music To Prove All The Critics Wrong. I Do It To Prove All My Fans Right.

My Shows Aren't About Trying To Save Some Place, Because I Don't Feel That's The Right Venue For It. That's My Politics Right There: Don't Bring Politics To My Shows.