I Personally Don't Like To Go See

I Think I Can Keep A Rhythm To A Beat, But There Are Quite A Few People Who Would Argue With Me.

A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up; A Drunk Tries Not To Fall Down.

Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

My Life Is The Road, Man. I Need To Keep Moving.