I Only Take Viagra When I'm With

People Who Speak In Metaphors Should Shampoo My Crotch.

Once You've Been Really Bad In A Movie, There's A Certain Kind Of Fearlessness You Develop.

A Lot Of People Can't Remember Things Because They Weren't Actually There To Begin With - They Don't Take It All In.

I Can't Hit On Women In Public Any More. I Didn't Decide This; It Just Doesn't Feel Right At My Age.

With My Sunglasses On, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without Them, I'm Fat And 60.