I Only Did Karaoke Once In My

All Those Reports That I Sleep In My Closet. I Don’t Know How People Get That. People Are So Obsessed With What You Do At Home.

I Think When Tom Ford Was There I Borrowed A Gucci Tux One Time, And They Were Very Nice And He Was Very Kind.

I Hate Shopping At Stores, Online, Anywhere.

I’ve Always Liked Saturn. But I Also Have Some Sympathy For Pluto Because I Heard It’s Been Downgraded From A Planet, And I Think It Should Remain A Planet. Once You’ve Given Something Planetary Status It’s Kind Of Mean To Take It Away.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.