I Often Reread Books I Have Written

The American Insanity For Loving Everybody Is Ruining My Good Temper And Delivering My Stomach To Enormous Bouts With Acidity.

I Converse With My Dog Through Esp

Men Who Retain Irony Are Not To Be Trusted. They Can't Always Resist An Impulse To Tickle Themselves.

It Is Not Always Wise To Appear Singular.

A Wise Man Distrusts His Neighbor. A Wiser Man Distrusts Both His Neighbor And Himself. The Wisest Man Of All Distrusts His Government.