I Often Quote Myself. It Adds Spice

The Conversion Of A Savage To Christianity Is The Conversion Of Christianity To Savagery.

If You Would Stick To The Concrete, And Put Your Discoveries In The Form Of Entertaining Anecdotes About Your Adventures With Women, Your Conversation Would Be Easier To Follow.

Paradoxes Are The Only Truths.

Whisky Is Liquid Sunshine.

If History Repeats Itself, And The Unexpected Always Happens, How Incapable Must Man Be Of Learning From Experience.