I Never Walked Out The Door And

I Collect Travel Alarm Clocks. I Was In A Flea Market In France Once, In 1994, And I Opened Up This Beautiful Jaeger-lecoultre Folding Eight-day Winding Clock Folded Into A Beautiful Case, And I Went, 'wow, Man.' And I've Been Collecting Travel Alarm Clocks Since 1994.

You've Got To See Someone At Their Worst And Ask Yourself If You Can Handle It.

New York City Is A Mismanaged Carnival Of Stupidity That Is Desperate For Revenue And Anxious To Criminalize Behavior Once Thought Benign.

Books Make Great Gifts Because You Don't Have To Plug Them In.

I Wanted To Be President Of The United States. I Really Did. The Older I Get, The Less Preposterous The Idea Seems.