I Never Used The Press For Anything

I Never Used The Press For Anything Except My Charity.

I'm A Very Cheap Date.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

If You Wear Short Skirts You Get Your Femininity Back.

I Was Competing In An Ipc World Cup Race, But The Finish Area Was Short And I Came Across The Line With My Head Down And Went Straight Through The Fence. It Was Only Because The Italian Team Doctor Leapt Out To Grab Me That I Didn't Smash Through The Café Window.