I Never Took Guitar Lessons. I Took

Obviously You Have To Have Rhythm. If You Have Rhythm, Then You Can Play Anything You Need. If You Have Rhythm And You Love Music, Then Play And Play And Play Until You Get To Where You Want To Get. If You Can Pay The Rent, Great. If You Can't, Then You'd Better Be Having Fun.

It's Always About The Music, Never About Anything Else.

I'm Just A Normal Schmo Like Anyone Else.

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

Cancer Is Like A Cockroach. It Just Comes Back Stronger. I'm Tearing Apart The Immune System Of The Cockroach And Seeing How It Ticks. I've Opened Up My Own Pathology Center.