I Never Thought I Was Funny. I

I Am A Real Ham. I Love An Audience. I Work Better With An Audience. I Am Dead, In Fact, Without One.

Now Get The Hell Out Of Here And Go Change The World.

I Never Thought I Was Funny. I Don't Think Funny.

Some Of The Most Gifted People I've Ever Met Or Read About Are Homosexual. How Can You Knock It?

Love Yourself First And Everything Else Falls Into Line. You Really Have To Love Yourself To Get Anything Done In This World.