I Never Tell An Audience What They

I Never Tell An Audience What They Can Expect. I Never Have And I Never Will. I'm An Entertainer For 75 Years.

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.

Don't You Understand How Dramatic It Is To Be A Comic? To Be A Fool, To Get People To Laugh At This Show-off? Milton Berle Could Take Laurence Olivier And Stick Him Under The Table If He Wanted To. And So Could I.

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.

Adrenaline Is Wonderful. It Covers Pain. It Covers Dementia. It Covers Everything.