I Never Spend More Than One Hour

They Say A Woman Always Remembers Her First Lover With Affection; But Perhaps She Does Not Always Remember Him.

Oh, It's Always The Same,' She Sighed, 'if You Want Men To Behave Well To You, You Must Be Beastly To Them; If You Treat Them Decently They Make You Suffer For It.

It's A Funny Thing About Life; If You Refuse To Accept Anything But The Best, You Very Often Get It.

It Has Amazed Me That The Most Incongruous Traits Should Exist In The Same Person And, For All That, Yield A Plausible Harmony.

The Great American Novel Has Not Only Already Been Written, It Has Already Been Rejected.