I Never Said Most Of The Things

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

I Can See How He (sandy Koufax) Won Twenty-five Games. What I Don't Understand Is How He Lost Five.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.

Anyone Who Is Popular Is Bound To Be Disliked.

There Are Some People Who, If They Don't Already Know, You Can't Tell 'em.