I Never Said Most Of The Things

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's Too Crowded.

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

I Can See How He (sandy Koufax) Won Twenty-five Games. What I Don't Understand Is How He Lost Five.