I Never Said I Wanted To Be

I'm Naturally A Mousy Blonde, So I Dye My Hair, And My Eyebrows Would Disappear If I Didn't Get Through At Least A Pencil A Month.

My Size Has Helped Make Me An Amazing Performer Too. The Cliche Of The Funny Fat Friend: I Absolutely Was That Character - I Am That Character... It's A Complicated Bag Of Tools I Acquired, And I've Put Them All To Work Onstage.

To Be Thin And To Stay Really Thin, Sometimes Some People Literally Do Coke All The Time. Some People Smoke Cigarettes Instead Of Eating. That's Crazy. But That's 'okay' Because You Look Healthier.

When I Think About The Idea Of Rebel Wilson Having To Go To The Oscars And Not Having Something Amazing To Wear That's Made For Her, It Drives Me Mad.

I Never Went To College And I Was Raised In Arkansas So There Wasn't A Lot Of Academic Language Being Thrown Around My House. We Weren't Idiots, But I Didn't Have That Access To Academic Feminism. I Had To Realize, On My Own, That Feminism Is Not Just About How Far Ahead You Can Get In A Job And It Isn't About Not Wearing Makeup. It Isn't About Not Watching Your Waistline. I Had To Recreate The World Entirely.