I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers.

Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin.

Rice-water, N. A Mystic Beverage Secretly Used By Our Most Popular Novelists And Poets To Regulate The Imagination And Narcotize The Conscience.

Sabbath - A Weekly Festival Having Its Origin In The Fact That God Made The World In Six Days And Was Arrested On The Seventh.

Injustice, N. A Burden Which Of All Those That We Load Upon Others And Carry Ourselves Is Lightest In The Hands And Heaviest Upon The Back.

Indifferent, Adj. Imperfectly Sensible To Distinctions Among Things.