I Never Made Any Money Off Of

Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time?

I'm Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer, But I Do Know How To Count.

There Used To Be A Lot Of Acts, Which Was Good, Because People Don't Want To See The Same Act Every Night. But, You Don't Want Too Many Acts, You Don't Want To Over-saturate It.

I Had Some Airline Stock, But The Airlines Tanked. I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money In Them, Though.

My Only Failure Was The Restaurant In Myrtle Beach. I Kept It Open For Four Years. It Was In A Tourist Town, It Was Only Busy Four And Half, Five Months Of The Year. But The Bills Kept Coming All Year.