I Never Liked My Own Species.

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.

I Think I'm Maintaining The Quality, But Internally I'm Paying For It.

On Career Day In High School, You Don't Walk Around Looking For The Cartoon Guy.

Hot Oil! We Need Hot Oil!... Forget The Water Balloons!

Thunderstick?... You Actually Said, 'thunderstick?'... That, My Friend Is A Winchester 30.06.