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Rhythm And Timing Are The Two Things Which We All Must Have, Yet No One Knows How To Teach Either.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.