I Never Laugh Until I've Had My

Disagreeing With The Fervent Patriotism Of The Confederates: "i Think It's Hard Winning A War With Words, Gentlemen. . . . I'm Saying Very Plainly That The Yankees Are Better Equipped Than We. . . . All We've Got Is Cotton And Slaves, And Arrogance." "i Seem To Be Spoiling Everybody's Brandy And Cigars And Dreams Of Victory."

I Don't Discuss Women At All With Anyone. There Are Good Qualities In All Women. Some May Be Lacking In Some Of These Qualities And Should Have Them. I'm Liable To Say So And Hurt Their Feelings, And It Wouldn't Be Meant That Way At All.

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.

When The Public Doesn't Want Me Any Longer, I'll Quit.

Marilyn Is A Kind Of Ultimate. She Is Uniquely Feminine. Everything She Does Is Different, Strange, And Exciting, From The Way She Talks To The Way She Uses That Magnificent Torso. She Makes A Man Proud To Be A Man.