I Never Knew What An Engineer Did

The Main Difference Between Marketing And Fraud Is That Criminals Have To Pay For Their Own Alcohol.

Large Corporations Welcome Innovation And Individualism In The Same Way The Dinosaurs Welcomed Large Meteors.

There Are Always Deadlines I Have To Meet. I Don't Let Myself Get Too Close To The Deadlines, So It's Not Like I'm Just Sweating Bullets Or Anything If The Clock Is Ticking. I Never Let Myself Get In That Situation.

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.

And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of The Internet So I Can Do Some Serious Surfing.