I Never Invite Idiots To My House.

The Muses Crown Virtue When Fortune Refuses To Do It.

I Endeavor To Be Wise When I Cannot Be Merry, Easy When I Cannot Be Glad, Content With What Cannot Be Mended, And Patient When There Be No Redress.

The Only Thing One Can Do One Day One Did Not Do The Day Before Is To Die.

You Will Find Many A Creature By Earth, Air, And Water, That Is More Beautiful Than A Woman.

She Kindly Laments That I Am Not Of The Party, And To Be Sure I Honour Great Ladies, And I Admire Great Wits, But I Am Of The Same Opinion In Regard To Assemblies That Is Held Concerning Oysters, That They Are Never Good In A Month That Has Not The Letter R In It.