I Never Hid Out. I Was Never

I Was Quite A Reader Before I Became A Writer.

I Had The Notion That I Wanted To Write The Great Dirty American Novel, So I Went To Roanoke College On The Gi Bill.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.