I Never Hid Out. I Was Never

Young Kids Are Doing The Same Thing I Did, But They're Doing It Differently. They Don't Do Brain Surgery The Way They Used To Do It Either.

After I Retired And Came Off The Road, I Gathered Up All My Musical Instruments And Suddenly, I Wanted Them All To Be Perfect.

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

I Have My Own Religion. I'm Sort Of One-quarter Baptist, One-quarter Catholic, One-quarter Jewish.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.