I Never Get To Go To Movies,

I Had My Hair In A Ponytail And Looked My Trademark Exhausted.

There's A Drunk Midget In My House Ah, Babies! They're More Than Just Adorable Little Creatures On Whom You Can Blame Your Farts. Like Most People Who Have Had One Baby, I Am An Expert On Everythiing And Will Tell You, Unsolicited, How To Raise Your Kid!

If Everyone Had A Dad Like Mine, No One Would Have Sex Tapes.

I Was Wearing My Best Gap Turtleneck And My Dates Were Two Adult Lesbians, So Yea, I Was Pretty Cool.

When You Have A Set Of Characters, You Have To Fall In Love With Them And Care About Them As Each Individual Character.