I Never Felt Like I Had A

I Chose The Trombone Because The Trombone Players In The Marching Band Got To Be Up Front With The Majorettes (because Of The Slides) And I Loved That!

Whenever A Woman Would Come Too Close, I Would Cut Her Off. Part Of That Was Vindictive - But That Was Totally Subconscious.

China's Got A Billion People And A Hit Record Over There Is A Million Records. You Know That Ain't Right.

I Don't Deserve A Songwriters Hall Of Fame Award. But Fifteen Years Ago, I Had A Brain Operation And I Didn't Deserve That, Either. So I'll Keep It.

Hell, Nobody Knows Where Jazz Is Going To Go. There May Be A Kid Right Now In Chitlin Switch, Georgia, Who Is Going To Come Along And Upset Everybody.