I Never Ever Took My Career Seriously.

Being In The Depths Of Sadness Is Just As Important An Experience As Being Exuberantly Happy.

Victory Is Gay Only Back Home. Up Front It Is Joyless.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Love For The Joy Of Loving, And Not For The Offerings Of Someone Else's Heart.

For Women, Beauty Is More Important Than The Mind, Because The Man Is Easier To Watch Than To Think.