I Never Dreamt Of Being A Musician

Holdsworth Is So Damned Good That I Can't Cop Anything. I Can't Understand What He's Doing. I've Got To Do This [does Two-hand Tapping], Whereas He'll Do It With One Hand.

I'm Just A Guitarist In A Kick-ass Rock And Roll Band. What More Could I Ask For?

Obviously You Have To Have Rhythm. If You Have Rhythm, Then You Can Play Anything You Need. If You Have Rhythm And You Love Music, Then Play And Play And Play Until You Get To Where You Want To Get. If You Can Pay The Rent, Great. If You Can't, Then You'd Better Be Having Fun.

I Went To The Zoo One Day And Saw A Chimp Playing With A Beat-up Acoustic Guitar In A Way I Had Never Seen Before. Instead Of Using The Pick The Chimp Was Banging The Neck And Tapping It With Its Fingers. I Knew The Chimp Was On To Something So I Practiced This New Technique In My Room For Hours Until I'd Perfected It.

I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since They Cut Out My Tongue, I Sound Drunk.