I Need To Look Like An Idiot

Calories Don’t Count If They’re Connected To A Celebration. Everyone Knows This.

Omigod,' I Said On A Sudden Flash Of Sleep-deprived Insight. 'you're The Big Bad Wolf.' There Are Some Similarities.

Have You Eaten?' I Asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

Ranger Clicked His Penlight On. "hang Onto Me If You Can't See." I Curled My Hand Into The Back Of His Cargo Pants Just Above His Gun Belt. "i'm Good To Go." He Was Still For A Beat. "you Could Have Held On To My Jacket," He Said. "would You Rather I Do That?" "no. Not Even A Little.

Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now That's So Insulting. That's Like Saying I'm Not Smart Enough To Shoot You In The Head." Eddie Dechooch