I Need To Behave In A Way

I Need To Behave In A Way That Will Cause People To Take Me Seriously.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

My Biggest Regret Is That I've Assisted The Media In Making Me Into A Cartoon Character. I Don't Regret What Has Happened To Me, But I Regret The Way I Have Dealt With It.

I Find That It's Easier To Disguise Yourself When You Go To Florida Or Places Like That, Because No One Is Expecting To See A Celebrity There. When You Throw On A Hat And Glasses, No One Really Looks At You Twice - Because Why Would You Be In Florida? People Just Assume That If You're Famous, You're In Hollywood.