I Need Some Starbucks. What About You?

Did You Come Out Of The Womb A Dickhead Or Develop That Jockstrap Personality On Your Own? (hunter)

Which Is Why You Deal With Demons. (acheron) Who Are Even More Pathetic Than Humans When You Think About It. Personally, I’d Rather Play Video Games. Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Could Suck The Souls Of The People We Hated Into The Box, Shoot Them Down And Then Dance On Their Entrails? (jaden)

Only A Fool Took A Remote From A God.

They Didn’t Have Novels Back Then. (tory) History Says They Didn’t Have Books, Yet What’s This Thing In My Hand? It’s Square, Bound Paper That’s Been Written On. Looks Like A Book To Me. (acheron) Thank You, Captain Sarcasm. How Nice Of You To Join Us Again. (tory)

You Know, Alix, Men Suck. Really. They Are The Worst. Come With Me. I Need An Estrogen Fix Before Their Chromosomal Defects Contaminate Me Any Further. (zarina)