I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat

Mexican Cars Are Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent, Overweight, Leaning Against A Fence Asleep Looking At A Cactus With A Blanket With A Hole In The Middle On As A Coat.

Some Say He Isn’t Machine Washable, And All His Potted Plants Are Called ‘steve’. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

Now, Personally, I Like A Car With Some Sort Of Character.

It's Not Just The Kid Who's Spent Every Penny From His Job To Upgrade His Car To Tell The World He Cares About Sports Cars, It's Also The Person Driving Around In A Fuel-conscious Hybrid Electric Car, Because It's More A Message To The World Than An Effective Means Of Saving Fuel, To Be Quite Honest.

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.