I Met Steve Jobs Once. In '06?

I Don't Miss Anything Ever. Because To Me, Missing Something Is Like Going Backward A Little Bit. I Don't Miss Being In A Punk Band. For Me, 'snl' Is Like... This Is Gonna Sound Overly Dramatic, But... The Way I Am, It Feels Like I'm A Soldier, So It Was Like, 'what Do You Want Me To Do? Put Me Anywhere. Do You Want Me To Do These Sketches? Great.'

I Still Feel Lucky Whenever I Hear A Director Say, "action!" Because Then I Think, "whoa, I'm Really In The Movies. This Is A Real Thing Happening." I've Never Not Been Enthralled By That. I Still Love It. I Still Love Hearing It, And I Feel Really Lucky All The Time.

I Think I Was A Terrible Husband, I Think I'm A Terrible Boyfriend.

The Day Of Parts Of The Country Hating Each Other, Or Rivalries Like That... I Feel Like That's Dead.

I Want It All... Fast. I Want To Be Married, I Want To Live Together... And Then Somewhere Around A Year Or Two Years, I Get Freaked Out. I Freak Out Emotionally And Then I Actually Feel Like 'oh My God, Who's This Stranger In My House?'