I Met My Wife Because We Were

Hey Man, I Gotta Straighten My Face. This Mellow Thighed Chick Just Put My Spine Out Of Place.

Touring With Iggy Pop Was Something To Do. It Was Good Fun. I Got Drunk A Lot.

I Woke Up One Day And Realized I Was A Closet Hetero

Frankly, I Mean, Sometimes The Interpretations I've Seen On Some Of The Songs That I've Written Are A Lot More Interesting Than The Input That I Put In.

Confront A Corpse At Least Once. The Absolute Absence Of Life Is The Most Disturbing And Challenging Confrontation You Will Ever Have.