I Met A Woman Who Photographed Celebrity

I Will Be In Orlando During The Atheist Convention To Do My Best To Counter The Assaults Upon Christ Of The Atheists. I Also Plan On Running A Large Newspaper Ad In The Orlando Sentinel Addressed To The Atheists And Warning The Orlando Area Of The Atheists' Vile Plans For Their Children.

And Even If We Win, If We Win, Hah! Even If We Win! Even If We Play So Far Above Our Heads That Our Noses Bleed For A Week To Ten Days; Even If God In Heaven Above Comes Down And Points His Hand At Our Side Of The Field; Even If Every Man Woman And Child Held Hands Together And Prayed For Us To Win, It Just Wouldn't Matter Because All The Really Good Looking Girls Would Still Go Out With The Guys From Mohawk Because They've Got All The Money! It Just Doesn't Matter If We Win Or We Lose. It Just Doesn't Matter! It Just Doesn't Matter! It Just Doesn't Matter!

All Parties Are Good.

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

I'm A Nut, But Not Just A Nut.