I Made My Excuses And Left, Thinking,

I Always Market Research My Books Before I Hand Them In By Showing Them To Five Or Six Close Friends Who I Trust To Be Honest With Me, So They Are Very Heavily Re-written Already.

It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That As Soon As One Part Of Your Life Starts Looking Up, Another Falls To Pieces.

Nobody Wants To Be Racist And I Think That Most People Aren't.

I Had My Daughter By C-section, So Knew When And Where She Was Going To Be Born. I Got Freakishly Organized And Prepared A Group E-mail Birth Announcement. Unfortunately, I Accidentally Pressed Send All. I Then Had To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i'm Really Sorry But I Haven't Actually Had The Baby Yet." Then, When I Actually Did Have The Baby, I Felt Too Embarrassed To Send Another E-mail Saying, "i've Definitely Had The Baby Now."

Dieting On New Year's Day Isn't A Good Idea As You Can't Eat Rationally But Really Need To Be Free To Consume Whatever Is Necessary, Moment By Moment, In Order To Ease Your Hangover. I Think It Would Be Much More Sensible If Resolutions Began Generally On January The Second.