I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

My Songs Have Always Had Frustrating Themes - Relationships I've Had

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

I Mean I Like To Be Passionate And Sincere But I Also Like To Have Fun And Act Like A Dork.

It Must Be One Of Those Narcissists Who Only Appreciate Things When They're Gone. I'm Too Sensitive. I Need To Be Slightly Numb In Order To Regain The Enthusiasms I Once Had As A Child.