I’m Not Really A Relationship Expert But

If You'd Asked Me Then If I Saw How Big "the Steve Harvey Morning Show" Was Going To Be, I Couldn't Tell You. But I Knew I Could Reach People Not As A Character But As Steve Harvey, Because Although I Tell Jokes For A Living, I've Also Lived, And I Think I Can Relate To You More Than You Know.

Men And Women Really Do Want The Same Things. We Just Need Each Other To Bring It Out. That's Really The Truth Of The Matter.

If You Think "sagging," And, How Many Women You've Got, And How Big A Chain You've Got, And How Much Dope You're Slangin', And How Much Money You've Got In Your Pocket Makes You A "man," Then You're Sadly Mistaken. You're Going To Be A Misguided Soul Your Entire Life.

Every Day, President Obama Sends A Beautiful Message About How We Should Treat Our Women Based On How He Treats His Wife. When People Went After His Wife During The Campaign, He Took A Stand.

The Only Way Woman Can Truly Be Completely Satisfied Is To Get Herself Four Different Men--an Old One, An Ugly One, A Mandingo, And A Gay Guy.