I’m Happier Than A Pig Eating Bacon!

Writing Is A Dying Form. One Reads Of This Every Day.

They Say Love's Like A Bus, And If You Wait Long Enough Another One Will Come Along, But Not In This Place Where The Buses Are Slow And Most Of The Cute Ones Are Gay.

For Beatrice, Our Love Broke My Heart, And Stopped Yours.

Siblings That Say They Never Fight Are Most Definitely Hiding Something

They Were Almond Cookies, Although They Could Have Been Made Of Spinach And Shoes For All I Cared. I Ate Eleven Of Them, Right In A Row. It Is Rude To Take The Last Cookie.