I Loved To Fall Down.

They Did Ask Me To Do 'dancing With The Stars;' I Said I Can Do One Show, But On That Show You Have To Come Up With A New Number Every Week, And I Told Them That I Think I'm A Little Past That Stage.

We Used To Get 27, 28 Minutes To Do A Story In, And Now They're Lucky If They Get 18 Or 20 Minutes. So I Don't Think They Can Really Do A Beginning, A Middle, And An End Anymore. There's An Awful Lot Of One-line Jokes; Almost Every Line Is A Punchline. It's Not The Same, But There's Still Good Comedy Around.

I Played A Killer Twice. Once On 'matlock,' On Andy Griffith's Show, I Got To Play The Killer.

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

I Think The Saddest Moment In My Life Just Happened Two Months Ago. My Old Nightclub Partner Passed Away, Phil Erickson Down In Atlanta. He - I Owe Him Everything. He Put Me In The Business And Taught Me About Everything I Know.