I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A

Intelligence Tests Are Biased Toward The Literate.

Leftovers Make You Feel Good Twice. First, When You Put It Away, You Feel Thrifty And Intelligent: 'i'm Saving Food!' Then A Month Later When Blue Hair Is Growing Out Of The Ham, And You Throw It Away, You Feel Really Intelligent: 'i'm Saving My Life!'

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.