I Loved Harry Truman With All My

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

My Dad Was An Agent For Met Life. In The '50s, I Remember The Mortality Rate Was Something Like - You Had - 58 Was The Average Age. Then It Was Moved Up To 62, And Then 65, 68.

Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody Ever Seems To Do Anything About It.

I Had The Privilege Of Having Two Sets Of Loving Grandparents.