I Love You Like A Fat Kid

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

Needing Someone Is Like Needing A Parachute. If They Are Not There The First Time You Need Them, Chances Are You Won't Be Needing Them Again.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.