I Love You Like A Fat Kid

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.