I Love You Like A Fat Kid

If You Work In The City Long Enough, It Begins To Deal With You On A Personal Level. Streets Reveal Their Moods. Sometimes The Signal Light Loves You. Sometimes They Fight You. When You're Hunting For A New Building, You Hope The City Is On Your Side. You Have To Use A Little Bit Of Thinking--you Might Call It The Process Of Elimination--and You Need A Little Bit Of Instinct, But Not Too Much Of Either. If You Think Too Hard, You Overshoot Your Target And End Up At The Pier Or The Tenderloin. If You Relax And Let The City Help, The Destination Does All The Work For You.

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.

Our Perceptions Of Truth Are Built Around What Is Practical, Not What Is True. Even The Smartest Human Brain Doesn't Have The Capacity For Discerning True Facts. That's Why So Many Of Us Settle For Scientific Facts. It's The Best We Can Do.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?