I Love You Like A Fat Kid

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

A Person With A Flexible Schedule And Average Resources Will Be Happier Than A Rich Person Who Has Everything Except A Flexible Schedule. Step One In Your Search For Happiness Is To Continually Work Toward Having Control Of Your Schedule.