I Love Writing Different Things.

No Offense, But I'd Rather Kiss The Horse.

Your Temperature's Normal, Though I'd Say It's The Only Thing About You That Is.

I Didn't Set Fire To The Building." "no, But You Did Pull It Into The River." "that Put The Fire Out!

Do You Realise How Much Trouble You're In?" "perhaps I'll Have Some Weetabix After All.

My Greatest Fear Is Disappointing The Reader, So Each Book Has To Be Better Than The One Before.